Gosh, so the president thinks that maybe Jews are conspiring to desecrate their cemeteries. Y’know, I think I’m going to go down to the cemetery and overturn my daughter’s gravestone along with all of the others of people I knew and respected. Then I’m going to go paint swastikas on the walls of the temple that I spent 8 1/2 years building. And to top it off, I think I’ll take all of the Judaica I have in my home and throw them through my front windows so the trucks going by in the street can grind them into the pavement.Then I’ll go have shrimp and pork at the local Chinese place. To celebrate my day of deception.
Sound like fun? Who wants to join me?